Kristen: My new boots came in the mail today!
Boy: Which new boots?
Kristen: Brown, suede.
Boy: Don't you have like five pairs of brown boots already?
Kristen: Six, I think.
Boy: You needed another?
Kristen: These ones go over my knees.
Boy: Why would you need boots that go over your knees?
Kristen: Sometimes my knees get cold.
Boy: But you wear tights.
Kristen: Not when it's warmer
Boy: Why would you wear boots when its warmer?
Kristen: Sometimes my knees feel fat.
Boy: Your knees aren't fat.
Kristen: Right, but sometimes they feel fat.
Boy: But you run like 7 miles a day.
Kristen: But I still get my period.
Boy: And that makes your knees feel fat?
Kristen: Well, yes.
Boy: I don't understand you.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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5 comments:
I understand you!
I also understand. . . . . and boys will NEVER understand such a sensitive issue . . . . until they get their period. So Never.
as soon as you find a boy that understands why you need six pairs of brown boots -- MARRY HIM!
thanks for making me laugh.
hope you are doing good.
melissa
Amen, sister! I'd never noticed your website link on Facebook - funny stuff!
Hilarious. And I can just hear your voice in this conversation...so funny. :)
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