Yes, dear readers, you read it right. And no, I haven't joined forces with Girls Gone Wild, nor have I accepted any of my recent offers to 'launch' my 'acting-slash-modeling-slash-escort' career.
Nope. In a completely characteristic stroke of selflessness, I'm writing this on behalf of the West's most eligible young missionary - the handsome, strapping, sensitive Aaron Radford.
He needs hot girls. Well, let me clarify. He needs hot girls who dig pen-pal type relationships and have a thing for delayed gratification. And since I am but a 26-year-old Californian who lacks access to a wealth of just-graduated mormon cuties (not to mention that I'D never write letters ad nauseam to a boy who lacked the time and geographical convenience to spend all day complimenting and/or buying presents for me), I come to you, dear readers. Below is an excerpt from A-Rad's last heartfelt plea:
"kristin* i need your help..i need hot girls to start writing me so i have some prospects when i get home...heres my address...send me cookies and i love you...thanks for everything sis....love
(address available upon request)
hey seriously about the girls..ha ha...but for real, serisouly..just show em some pics from my facebook or something..hey i love you...im lookin forward to snickerdoodles..hey go home sunday..i get to call! i dont have your number! call mamma bear..i love you."
I'll take care of the snickerdoodles, people. You take care of the girls. Peruse the pics -- I offer all this plus some rockin' taste in music and a lil bit 'o spanish romance.
3 comments:
Hey Kristen mom did not put me up to this, I feel bad that I embarrassed you, I would never of done that if I knew that it would of embarrassed you, I am so sorry!!!!! tell Spencer that I am sorry too, I never men,t it I was just totally joking around, I was not trying to be mean or anything I just wasn't thinking before I did it, but anyway I am sorry!!!! and when I find the comment that Ashley made, I will tell you where it is if you want me too! but anyway again I am so sorry that I did that! but anyway love you!!!!!!!!
It turns out that going back to school puts on in contact with A LOT of 19 year olds...I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, I'm glad the third picture isn't your brother. I mean, I know your family is close and all...
Your little brother is a hottie...I wish I knew some 19 year old girls...hmm...I'll think about it.
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