Thursday, October 2, 2008

Stalker Update #1

Devotees might recall a certain "6'5",smellsgreat, engaging,laidback, educated, sensual, playfull" respondent to my Craig's List ad a few months back. This alluring Mr. K had previously solicited dinner with both my best friend and myself several years ago via MySpace when he responded to my innocent plea for a bed partner.

The plot thickens, dear friends, as I have now received the following message via FaceBook, and am left to wonder how many other ways random "smellsgreat" strangers might find to chat up young girls without being given any definite contact information.

So I post the following, for your reading pleasure, and as evidence (in the event that I go missing and the following "breadcrumb" is the CIA's one missing link).

"still not talking? hope your summer was good to you? it passes to quickly. what are you doing tonight? im craving cucnia tuscanos! ot tsunamis! lets get together for dinner and drinks., your time wouldnt be wasted. whats the harm?? ha (phone number removed)."

Truly, what IS the harm?

7 comments:

Unknown said...

OH EM JEE!
Love your blog!! Like totally! Especially the before and after pics of you--this is me Awake! This is me Asleep! Pretty amazing feat-that you are able to do both!

TTFN Special Fren!

Alyson

Anonymous said...

I am stalking you from across the globe.

Look for me on facebook so I can further impose myself. I've got to be the only Jeff Foster in the Argentina network.

m'Kay. Thanks.

Danica Osborn said...

hmm...at least his grammar and spelling are exemplerary.

i would like to liken this stalker to a landscaper, whose attention and/or catcalling isn't even flattering because you're so creeped out.

time to flee the state and rid yourself of this stalker...i hear chicago's nice.

Megan said...

Okay, seriously?!?! This is guy is CRAZY. I think you should give out his number, now that would make things interesting.

My Three Sons said...

I truly hope you have used NO PERSONAL information (like your real phone # or your real address) in your ads. Please tell me you haven't. I am worried about your personal safety, oh and

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN DEAR, HAPPY DAYS WILL COME TO YOU ALL YEAR, IF I HAD A WISH THEN IT WOULD BE A HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU FROM ME...xoxo

Womack Family said...

I just want to know about the guy that you posted on a certain blog.....class of 2001. Who is he and you better get back to me on this one. I've been waiting long enough!!

Dani said...

Oh let's see...the harm is that you don't like him, he's a stalker, and after years he still isn't getting the hint? Yeah...stay far away from that one. GEEZ.